I'm tired. I almost didn't feel like writing today because I'm falling asleep in front of my computer here. If I trail off halfway through this its because I fell asleep on my keyboard.
My friend and I were working on his car last night until about 2 am and we still haven't finished it yet! The silver lining here is that surprisingly we haven't broken anything at all. Usually I'm a destroyer of things.
We're almost done though, got to put together the dash and we should be good to go. Hopefully nothing screws up from this point forward. The hardest part for us was running one wire. One wire took us a whole 2.5-3 hours to figure out. It was the wire that goes from the battery to the trunk. We could not figure out how to get it to the engine from inside the car. Its a power cable. They should invent wireless power. No wait, I should invent wireless power.
We tested the system out and there's enough bass and vibration to give you a nice back massage while driving. Different types of music should yield different types of back massages. Shiatsu? Go with rock music. Thai massage? Play some classical. Deep Tissue massage? Throw on some techno or some rap maybe. He should start charging for car rides. If he had heated seats he could do heat massages too.
The new cd deck also has Bluetooth hands free built into it which is amazing for when you're driving because now instead of holding your phone and chatting while driving you can talk on the phone, and eat a burger while driving, or do your makeup if you're a girl (or a queer). Save time by multitasking. I don't think the new handsfree driving law bans burgers so that's a plus. Also who comes up with the name 'bluetooth'? How does the word bluetooth and wireless relate in anyway? Are multiple bluetooth devices blueteeth?
The other day the Raptors beat the Lakers! That isn't supposed to happen. That's like PC Cola beating out Coca-Cola, or vegetables being better than meat, Robin being better than Batman, it just doesn't happen, because Robin's a dweeb. But it happened. They won. Sign of the apocalypse perhaps?
Remember the coworkers talking about dog mating? One of their dogs is pregnant and about to give birth and she's excited to watch cause apparently its a beautiful thing. Mila Kunis is beautiful. Dog birth is not. Google both, you'll see.
Can I sleep now?
Peace.
I think that instead of trying to buy a car you should attempt buliding one. Buy a piece of junk from the scrap yard and put it all back together. Wouldn't that be something, you could be so proud. I think that you may have these capabilities, how do I know this? Well seeing as everythime I look over at your desk you are busy busy.... ie: looking at car websites and not really working :)
ReplyDeleteI think the worst thing about the preggers dog is that certain people stayed up all night waiting and then it never happened........... I am a little tired of the ridiculous conversations that we must partake in. Between puppies and babies, they all make me want to vomit! I honestly DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR SHIT! Yet we always get involved some how.
As your superior I would like to tell you that you may take a power nap! I am so awesome :)
Good night
good times watching the game;D
ReplyDeleteRaps have been on a streak! what is going on?? this isnt normal...
ReplyDeleteDog mating.. shudder.. dogs giving birth... double shudder.. ew....
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