mmm...deep fried.

Yesterday I ate at Popeyes Chicken as part of a balanced nutritional diet (Chicken is on the the Canada food guide so screw off). I use to work at Popeyes as a cook(term used loosely). I remember having to clean the fryers every week or so and how disgusting they would be. All of the week's grease and fat and random pieces of whatever that got stuck in the fryer and continued to be deep fried for a week would come out looking like burned flesh. It totally grossed me out I wanted to throw up every time. In case you're wondering I still ended up ordering a number 6 meal with extra hot sauce yesterday, it tasted delicious.

Deep fried anything tastes good. Sure eating anything deep fried probably takes a few years off your life and increases your circumference drastically, but it just tastes so damn good. Why can't anything healthy taste good? Celery tastes like paper soaked in water. Whole wheat anything is like the ugly cousin of non-whole wheat(is that the term?). I started eating multi-grain Tostitos cause they actually taste better but apparently multi-grain isn't all that great for you either(it sounds healthy doesn't it?). And when it comes to cereals Reese puffs or All-bran? No contest which one I'd choose. It's so hard to eat healthy but I am trying. I switched to a diet pop with my supersize Mcdonalds meal (just kidding, diet and Mcdonalds is an oxymoron).

I am trying to cut out pops and chips and unhealthy snacks and so far it has worked out pretty good. I feel better and have probably increased my life expectancy and lowered my bad cholesterol(pretty sure bad cholesterol isn't only for old people). I'm hoping to start bringing in a chicken salad to work everyday to replace one bad meal per day, but I was suppose to start that about 3 weeks ago. I can force myself to do salads, even though they don't really taste good either other than the dressing, and the dressing IS bad for you(there's no winning is there?). I even started drinking green tea which tastes like liquified grass and smells like a freshly cut lawn. I think it is grass. I'll test the theory in the summer after I cut the lawn and use the clippings to make 'green tea'. Then I'll pay my little cousins gummy bears to sell the tea at a (lemonade stand) green tea stand for money. I'll be rich. No you may not use my idea, I thought of it first, but I may consider franchising.

Oh and the other night I somehow fell out of my bed and I got a huge bruise and a small cut on my forearm and my back is sore. I feel like I just got out of a title fight. Who falls off their bed, seriously?

Peace.