"This car is supposed to be three different colours."

I hate not having a car. I feel so useless and dependent on others. I feel like I'm 14 years old but without the screechy voice or high metabolism. At least when I was 16 I could easily use my parents car because I never had a car of my own but now it seems like they expect me to have a car. It's like as soon as I got my own car their cars became the property of the other 5 family members and not me. I never thought I'd say this but I miss that Impala.

I'm trying to find a car but I'm not sure if I want to go all out or buy something cheap and save some money. I'm looking at something used and you always have to wonder how well the car was maintained. You run into these shady people who tell you the car has never been in an accident yet the car is tri coloured with a different coloured door and a different coloured rear bumper. Right. Then there are those people who always try and pressure you by saying “uhh no pressure, but I have a couple other people that are very serious about buying the car too.” Good for you. Sell it to them. Then I had this one guy who said I can test drive the car as long as I pay him first. Are you kidding me? Sure I'll do that as long as you have a return policy you moron. He was brown too, sigh (sidenote: He was bragging about V-TEC but he pronounced it WEE-TEC, I laughed inside).

New car dealers aren't much better. They try and sell you all these extras that are either entirely useless or ridiculously expensive. Tints, $400? They better block out UV rays and bullets at that price. Rust proofing for $699? Does this also bombproof the car sir? The prices are marked up so much its ridiculous. If you bought any of these things from the dealer no offense but you are an idiot; actually screw the 'no offense' you are an idiot, all offense.

Beyond the salespeople its so hard to figure out what you want. I can't buy zee German car because when they break down I'll have to sell my unborn first child to pay for it. I can't buy Korean because who knows how reliable they are. I can't buy American because....well they're just ugly. I'll stick to Japanese because they seem to know what there doing. A Honda Accord maybe (stereotypical brown person car I know, I won't put any chrome strips on it I promise).

Speaking of the Japanese, today I ate Asian food and was given chopsticks. How do you eat rice with chopsticks I don't get it. Being as advanced as they are wouldn't they have upgraded to forks like 1000 years ago? Do they even use chopsticks in Japan still? Maybe they have some super advanced electronic way of eating, like a Hello Kitty toy feeding you exactly what you want while saying annoying catchphrases that nobody should like. I'm not sure how the wildlife works over there, but if possible I hope Godzilla eats Hello Kitty (since they're both obviously real).

I got a basketball game tomorrow, will tell you how it goes on Monday...

Peace.