Life in HD

Four eyes, specks, nerd, dork, dorkus, Numair Bari, specky four eyes, geek, googly eyes, coke bottles, Harry Potter. These are all terms you can use on me now since I have glasses. But Clark Kent (aka Superman) wears glasses too, so I'm in good company. And besides, I can now see all of your ugly, and I wouldn't be talking if I was you.

I didn't know my vision was so bad until I got these glasses. Now I feel like life is in High Definition! I can read street signs from miles away and see all the imperfections on people's faces (scary). I'm going to have to get contacts for basketball so I can see the net better and maybe I'll become a better shooter because of it.

My basketball league started last Saturday and the competition this year seems through the roof. I'm going to start taking horse steroids (this is a joke children, steroids = bad) so I can keep up with everyone. I have been going to the gym and my cardio is starting to go up (I still hate treadmills).

I learned how to swim! But I still can't float. So if I had to abandon ship (literally) I'd be able to swim for a bit then I'd just drown once I had to stop. Floating seems impossible to me. I'm going to work on infinite cardio instead. A treadmill has to have a finish line/end point somewhere, I'll find it.

Oh and here is an excellent link for slacker tips at work.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/123863

That's it for now. Peace.

(btw I love you Numair, in the most non-gay, non-Osama type of way)