Look who's back....

Look who's back to blogging? I know all 3 people who read my blog missed me (3 includes my mother, but she can't use a computer, so I'm lying about 3 people). Anyways I'm not sure why I stopped blogging, probably has something to do with a disease I've been fighting since birth knows as 'lazyritis.' I was even born late because I fell asleep in my mother's womb.

I am going to try and put something up here once a week for anybody that stumbles across this.

I've been through quite a bit over the past little while, sister got married, other sister is getting married. Cousin had a baby (Swears it was planned). Was in a relationship but now single again. Bought a car (or 3 actually). I am now being tormented by any desi (brown) person that knows me in any way as to when I'm getting married since I'm next in line (had no idea there was a line for these things, am I at least in the express lane?). Anytime I tell a desi that my sister is getting married even before they say congratulations the first response is 'When's your turn beta? (means son). How's about you let me worry about that, I didn't know you all cared so much. Heck even some white people (I love white people) ask me when I'm getting married. You know you have a problem when white people are talking about marriage.

I come out of my room and all I hear is my mom conversing with other aunties about how they need to find me a wife. Almost like my opinion doesn't even matter and they'll handle it by committee. I'm completely opposed to that unless she's a supermodel, then I accept, and yes its completely ok that she doesn't speak a lick of English and is missing a high school diploma, I have those things already and aren't you and your significant other suppose to complement each other anyway? So it works out perfectly. Where she lacks in I make up in. Where I lack in she makes up in (damn I just called myself ugly).

I bought my dream car, a 91 Acura NSX. I'm in love, and I never have to worry about her leaving me. They let gay people get married, I should be allowed to marry my car, society just isn't fair I guess. I'm gonna start a petition. But I also have a winter car so would that be considered my mistress? Little details I'll worry about later..

So my sister's wedding starts Thursday (3 day affair, yea we go hard) and then hopefully my cousin is getting engaged the week after. Big things going on all around me. Yes yes you're all asking when is it my turn...and I politely ask that you shut the.........

The relationship I briefly mentioned earlier...I don't really feel like talking about. Let's just say I was heavily awestruck, and it took me a VERY long time to get over her. But I finally did. And I genuinely hope she's happy because she still is a great person I have a lot of respect for her, but as the great jay-z (why'd he have to be illuminati?) once said, 'on to the next one.'

Look for more updates soon! (and comment, if I write this much for you you owe me a comment)

Later!